"Maman who's perfect?
- I don't know who's perfect Nico, who?
- Mr Perfect is!
- Oh yeah!
- And do you know who else?
- Nobody. Just Mr Perfect. That's why he's called Mr Perfect.
- Oom Thijs is!
- Oh? Why's that?
- Because he hasn't got a hair out of place!"
Nico, 5.5 y.o.