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25 February, 2014

Educational conversation while driving


 statement ...Oma you have got big oeties (breasts)
 answer....NOOOOO.
 Q. where are these  oeties.?
  A.  under your arms!!....   ????
Q. How many do I have
  A..2
 
Q If  I want only 1 what do I do ? Big long silence. No answer.
Q. what do you do with oeties.
A. you give babies milk.
Q. If I have 3 babies how can they drink
A 1 has to wait.
Q if  I have 4 babies how can they drink
A  2 have to wait.....  As simple as 1+1=2
Q but i do not have any babies ,what do I do with my oeties.. BIG silence ..no answer
I like big oeties(Eloiise)
Q. Nicolas do you like big oeties.  long silence and then   yes . (Thanks Nic.)
Oma you have a big belly.
Q, Ohhh 
 Q. do I have a baby in it
A. no you ate too much.!!!!!
A. you are too old. Thanks heaps!!Eloiise .
Yes oma you are too old ,Nicolas agrees too.
Q. what is too old
A. maman has no babies anymore
Q. how old in maman .
A I do not know (Nicolas) but she has NOT a baby in her belly. ....
End of this conversation. we arrived home and attention was diverted to the icecream and train and swimmingpool.
Just to let you know  these kids are well informed.