Nicolas wanted to ride out to the horses by himself.
To give him some independence and also tools to protect himself, he gets a quick crash course on what to do if a man in a coat gives him lollies.
"So if it's a man, you kick him real hard in the zizi. If it's a woman, you punch her real hard on the nose."
... Ensues a discussion on gender-specific harm, I get him to repeat what I just said to make sure he won't try to kick a woman in the nuts, and he's on his merry way.
Later tonight, I wake up a sleepy Nicolas to go to the toilet and tell him that AJ's mum will give him a bag tomorrow at school. Because he only looks half awake, I get him to repeat what I just said about AJ's mum.
"I have to punch her in the zizi."
The beginning of two Tadpoles' lives
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